If you want to find out what kind of power draw your appliances need, run your home on a generator for four days. Many folks have installed whole-house generators that automatically kick on when the power goes off. Some tell me the transition is almost unnoticeable. While an excellent option, I’m okay with my ten-minute…
Author: Tim Cotton
Santa Was On My Roof, So I Know He’s Real
While sweeping the back deck, I noted several shards of broken concrete. Leaves and pine needles were the focus of my attack. The wind storm left plenty. Yesterday, I picked up tree branches; today, I took on clearing out the detritus from the driveway and the decks. Naturally, perplexed by the discovery, I picked up…
Reflections from a Smoothly Swinging Door
Each time I enter the house from the back deck, it crosses my mind. I perform the task at least six or seven times daily; it’s Ellie’s portal to the potty. It’s not a fancy door. It’s functional, swings well, and closes tightly. I participated in the installation. Oh, I’ve installed doors before, a…
Hearts
He came after breakfast, and our first meeting was via the FaceTime application on our Apple device. Both parents looked fantastic, but Mom was tired, as one would expect. Parents should be the ones who make birth announcements, but I can tell you that he is heavy and healthy. His sister was with us,…
The Edges
David hadn’t been home for Thanksgiving in thirteen years. Only one of those years, for both November and December, he’d been in jail, taking his lumps for driving drunk and hitting a light pole. Most of the other years, he was intimately involved with spirits of the worst kind. Sobriety came slowly and disappeared…
A Fable Featuring the Folly of Frequently Falling Frozen Pizza
It’s thrice fallen out of the freezer, regularly rebounding reminders that I’d better eat it. I keep at least one frozen pizza—just in case— at all times. But I only remember because my poorly packed icebox allows it to slide out, crashing to the floor regularly. I slip up occasionally and refer to the freezer…
Pie
Now, it’s just me and the pie. It didn’t start that way, of course. It came as a gift from the Significant One. I mentioned apple pie, sure. I’ve never made one, and I’m not starting now. A man needs to know his limitations. When she showed some passing interest in the idea, I put…
Cleaning Windows
With Lewiston, Maine, on the hearts and minds of a whole nation, we’ve experienced some heartfelt celebrity outreach in recent days. Pro footballers from the New England Patriots gave shout-outs of support to the Lewiston Blue Devils and City of Auburn Red Eddies high school football teams. It all took place before the cross-river…
The Concierge
I suspected the lady came out of retirement to take a job that most wouldn’t. I couldn’t do it, and the fact that she became a comforter to an emergency waiting room for the sick, wounded, and those in crisis— and their supporters— is enough to reassure me that she was the right one for…
Ode to Davidson
It was the day of a dump run. Yes, we call it a transfer station now. I grew up in the era of the dump, the EOTD. It wasn’t a pretty time, but the name sticks. I’ll call it a dump until death; it connects me to the past, as did the stepladder. It’s a…